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Friday, 2004 September 24 : Volume 7, Number 10 Latest⇒

First, The Really Important Stuff

Old Home Café

The lunch crowd was beginning to trickle into the Old Home Café. The regular customers claimed their favorite tables, while the tourists and truckers took seats at the counter or in the sunnier locations.

Jon was picking up orders from the kitchen when a tall, rangy man entered the Café. The man spotted Jon and nodded while removing his CAT cap. He sat down at the counter and asked for a coffee. Jon poured for him a cup a' C and then delivered two orders of meatloaf and a cheeseburger to a couple of the regulars, then he took a few more orders.

The radio behind the counter was tuned to the Call Hardly Report, a noontime staple of the Café. On his next trip back to the kitchen, Jon turned up the volume. He knew that if he did not, Ben Carson — who was sitting in the far corner of the dining room — would soon shout "turn it up!"

"This is Call Hardly; get ready for news!" said Call. "The Call Hardly Report is brought to you by Inactiva Spudware: clothing for the television generation," said the announcer. "And now, Call Hardly News."

A pair of truckers ambled in. Jon recognized one of them, a semi-regular named Jackson Hoyle, a driver for Old Home Bread. "Hey, Jackson!" he said. "Who's your partner?"

"New guy," said Jackson. "I'm breaking him in. Say hello to Jon, Ashe." Jackson sat down at the counter and grabbed a menu.

"Pleased to meet ya," said Ashe, setting down at the counter next to the tall man, who glanced briefly at Ashe before returning to his coffee. "Jackson's been telling me about this place all the way here. Says you've got a contraption here that I won't believe."

"He probably means the Auto-Dog," said Jon. He pointed to the large stainless steel, sorta salad bar-looking machine next to the counter. "A labor-saving device and a tourist attraction. Want a dog? Try it out."

"In a minute," said Ashe. "Gotta get the grime off first. Where's the can?" he asked. Jon pointed the way.

"How's the biz?" Jon asked Jackson. "I've read that the company's having some financial problems."

"Yeah," said Jackson. "It's this ridiculous 'low carb' craze. White bread sales are dropping. It ain't keeping me away from my Krispy Kremes, though."

"Is your job in jeopardy?" asked Jon.

"Nah, I'm safe. Those of us workin' the boonies got enough business. 'Sides, you gotta want to drive a lot to reach these little burgs out here. The guys on the Omaha routes are worried, though. If the routes get consolidated, someone's gonna lose."

Ashe returned from his visit to the restroom and resumed his seat. "Hey, Jackson. Did you ever see that wall over by the phone? It's got a bunch a' newspaper clippings about some commercials that got filmed here back in the '70s. All about a trucker for Old Home, no less."

"Yep, I've seen 'em, and back when they weren't nearly as faded," said Jackson.

"I wonder if he was real, this McCall trucker," mused Ashe.

"Oh, he's real, all right. Still lives in town, I've heard," said Jackson, turning towards Ashe and noticing the tall man on the stool next to Ashe. "As a matter of fact…"

Ashe followed Jackson's gaze and turned to his left to see the tall man. He stared for a moment, earning him a glare from the man, then recognition bopped him on the head. "You look just like the guy in those pictures," he said to the tall man, "but just a bit older."

"Well, I oughta," said the tall man.

To be continued… Is Open For Business

The official name of the web site is C.W. McCall: An American Legend, sometimes referred to as An American Legend and sometimes abbreviated as "CWMCAAL" — which is, I assure you, a complete coincidence in its spelling.

Anyway, An American Legend originally resided at, until we moved it to Well, I've moved it again, and this time it ain't movin' again. Not in our lifetime, anyway. The new location of C.W. McCall: An American Legend is (and don't forget the dash).

By the time that you read this, most of the pages at will have been moved to the new site, which has been slightly redesigned for a more consistent appearance. Those of you who have browsed through the "old" site are probably aware that some pages don't look like other pages. Chalk that up to a lack of maintenance, which we hope to avoid in the future.

If you visit the new site and encounter a 'page not found' error, then we apologize in advance. Although most of the old pages have been moved, there are a few sections that are not yet complete. We're working on it. And all of the conversations in the Other Wild Places bulletin board are still there; nothing has been lost.

So drop on by, and bring a friend. The Legend of C.W. McCall will continue.

New Critters In The Pool

Actually, Jim Felmlee has been a Critter for a long time, but we just haven't had his name on the list. That oversight has been corrected. By the way, Jim lives about 30 thirty miles from Wolf Creek Pass, on the uphill side.

And welcome to Michael H. Streuly (a.k.a. "The Downhill Racer") of Sherman Oaks, California. No, he's not a "Valley guy".

You can find the rest of the Critters swimming in the pool.

A Little Convoy

David Frederick of Convoy: The Movie has added movie reviews to his site.

What I Bought On Ebay

Our latest acquisition: the sheet music for "There Won't Be No Country Music (There Won't Be No Rock And Roll)". I'll get around to scanning it sooner or later.

Not that our guitar playing has improved, though.

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