Truck Drivin’ Song
“Weird Al” Yankovic
From the album Running With Scissors

I’m drivin’ a truck
Drivin’ a big ol’ truck
Pedal to the metal
Hope I don’t run outta luck
Rollin’ down the highway
Until the break of dawn
Drivin’ a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It’s time to put that hammer down
Just watchin’ as those miles go flyin’ by
I’m ridin’ twenty tons a’ steel
But it’s sure hard to hold the wheel
While I’m still waitin’ for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick
In that rear-view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I’m jammin’ gears and haulin’ freight
Well I still hope my seams are straight
Lord, don’t let my mascara run tonight

Because I’m drivin’ a truck
Drivin’ a big ol’ truck
Smokey’s on my tail
And my accelerator’s stuck
Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin’
Until the break of dawn
Drivin’ a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don’t mind when my crotchless panties
Creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don’t bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin’ off the mother-lovin’ clutch

But still I’m drivin’ a truck
Drivin’ a big ol’ truck
Headin’ down the Interstate
Just tryin’ to make a buck
Wearin’ feather boas
With sequins and chiffon
While I’m drivin’ a truck with my high heels on

I’m drivin’ a truck
Drivin’ a truck
Got a load to carry
And some eyebrows left to pluck
And I’m late for my appointment
Down at the hair salon
So I’ll be drivin’ a truck with my high heels on